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bbincumming-always: blackmansbitch: Your Black neighbor from down the hall Mr Robinson had come knocking on your door looking for your older sister. You tried to explain that she was out and you were home alone, but before you could say anything else,

eschergirls: Found by Amelia Mangan from Twitter who also had this to say:I mean, I’m TRYING to come up with an explanation that isn’t “She’s pooping in the fountain”, but WHAT ELSE COULD IT BEBatman needs to knock before entering his supervillains’

vampires-and-witches: I saw everyone on twitter tearing Emma Watson apart for saying she’s self - partnered instead of single and decided to watch her interview for British Vogue to know what the hell was she trying to say with that. I was very surprised

lesbianshepard: latin professor tried to explain the difference between ille/illa/illud and iste/ista/istud by saying “If you say ‘illum’ you mean ‘that man’, but if you say ‘istum’ you mean that motherfucker’ before gasping, covering

“You are a horse running alone and he tries to tame you compares you to an impossible highway to a burning house says you are blinding him that he could never leave you forget you want anything but you you dizzy him, you are unbearable every woman before

“you are a horse running alone and he tries to tame you compares you to an impossible highway to a burning house says you are blinding him that he could never leave you forget you want anything but you you dizzy him, you are unbearable every woman before

browngirlblues: Omg ou @ Omg you are so cute!

lesbianshepard:lesbianshepard:latin professor tried to explain the difference between ille/illa/illud and iste/ista/istud by saying “If you say ‘illum’ you mean ‘that man’, but if you say ‘istum’ you mean that motherfucker’ before

last night me and darfin were talking about our first time (kissing, sex, blah blah) and I tried to be romantic and I was like “before guys would try to show me their penis and I would be like ‘this was fun im going home’ but with you I would

so i bought like 5 different boxes of girl scout cookies today dgshafs i’ve already had the tagalongs before so that was a must, i never tried the savannah smiles before and i can say i love the flavor but i wish they weren’t as hard to bite through

people have reblogged my alcohol post before saying that this needs to be a thing with marijuana also… and, sorry, I’m sure it’s a *little* different in legal states, but all I know is regardless of where you live in the world and the legality of

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